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		<title>Music Charts 07/09/2008 &#8211; 13/09/2008</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Music Charts 07/09/08 &#8211; 13/09/08 I kissed a girl Pjanoo When I Grow Up Disturbia The Man That Can&#8217;t Be Moved Beggin&#8217; All Summer Long Mountains Dance Wiv Me Love Is Noise 5 Years Time No Air Viva La Vida See You Again Boyfriend Cookie Jar Paddys Revenge Miss Independent The World Should Revolve Around Me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4851304&amp;post=60&amp;subd=fings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<li>I kissed a girl</li>
<li>Pjanoo</li>
<li>When I Grow Up</li>
<li>Disturbia</li>
<li>The Man That Can&#8217;t Be Moved</li>
<li>Beggin&#8217;</li>
<li>All Summer Long</li>
<li>Mountains</li>
<li>Dance Wiv Me</li>
<li>Love Is Noise</li>
<li>5 Years Time</li>
<li>No Air</li>
<li>Viva La Vida</li>
<li>See You Again</li>
<li>Boyfriend</li>
<li>Cookie Jar</li>
<li>Paddys Revenge</li>
<li>Miss Independent</li>
<li>The World Should Revolve Around Me</li>
<li>Daddys Gone</li>
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		<title>Movie Review: I Am Legend</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Movie Review : I Am Legend I Am Legend was a great film which had us sitting on the edge of our seats! At the start we thought that it would be all jumping out at you and in your face but there was only a little bit of that. It was still pretty scary [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4851304&amp;post=55&amp;subd=fings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>I Am Legend was a great film which had us sitting on the edge of our seats! At the start we thought that it would be all jumping out at you and in your face but there was only a little bit of that. It was still pretty scary but it was also sad and in a few parts a little bit funny. It was directed by Francis Lawrence and in the film the main actor is Will Smith and he fills the part spectactularly. It was released 26 December 2007 in the UK. It won 6 awards and was nominated 16 times.</p>
<p class="plotpar">Robert Neville is a scientist who was unable to stop the spread of the terrible virus that was incurable and man-made. Immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and perhaps the world. For three years, Neville has faithfully sent out daily radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. But he is not alone. Mutant victims of the plague &#8212; The Infected &#8212; lurk in the shadows&#8230; watching Neville&#8217;s every move&#8230; waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind&#8217;s last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But he knows he is outnumbered&#8230; and quickly running out of time.<a href="http://fings.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/i-am-legend.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-57" title="i-am-legend" src="http://fings.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/i-am-legend.jpg?w=64&#038;h=96" alt="" width="64" height="96" /></a></p>
<p class="plotpar">It is the year 2012. In the ruins of New York city. Robert Neville who is a military scientist who is the lone survivor of a biochemical disease which was supposed to cure cancer 3 years previous. With only blood thirsty zombies as his neighbors and his trusty dog, Samantha, Robert is trying to discover a cure for this disease and to find out any other people who might have also survived.</p>
<p class="plotpar">This film was great i reccomend it 9/10</p>
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		<title>Miscellaneous Yo Mama Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miscellaneous Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!  Yo mama aint so bad&#8230;she would give you the hair off of her back!  Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.  It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4851304&amp;post=42&amp;subd=fings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miscellaneous Yo Mama Jokes</p>
<p><span id="more-42"></span>Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!</p>
<p> Yo mama aint so bad&#8230;she would give you the hair off of her back!</p>
<p> Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.</p>
<p> It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!</p>
<p> Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.</p>
<p>Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.</p>
<p>Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.</p>
<p>Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.</p>
<p>Yo mama twice the man you are.</p>
<p>Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.</p>
<p> Yo mama is missing a finger and can&#8217;t count past nine.</p>
<p> Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.</p>
<p> Yo mama middle name is Rambo.</p>
<p> Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, &#8220;You ain&#8217;t gonna puch me &#8217;round no more.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn&#8217;t even serve Happy Meals.</p>
<p> Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can&#8217;t remember her birthday.</p>
<p>Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.</p>
<p> Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.</p>
<p> Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.</p>
<p>I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world&#8217;s largest turtle.</p>
<p> I saw your mama kicking a can down the street.</p>
<p> I asked her what she was doing, and she said &#8220;Moving.&#8221;</p>
<p> Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.</p>
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		<title>Yo Mammas so Ugly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A list of yo mamma jokes Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said &#8220;Sorry, no professionals.&#8221; Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said &#8220;What a treasure!&#8221; and her father said &#8220;Yes, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4851304&amp;post=40&amp;subd=fings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span id="more-40"></span>Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said &#8220;Sorry, no professionals.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said &#8220;What a treasure!&#8221; and her father said &#8220;Yes, let&#8217;s go bury it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly they filmed &#8220;Gorillas in the Mist&#8221; in her shower</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly they didn&#8217;t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say &#8220;Wow, is it Halloween already?&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she&#8217;d have her own projects.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly they filmed &#8220;Gorillas in the Mist&#8221; in her shower!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won&#8217;t talk to her!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn&#8217;t date her!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she&#8217;d have her own projects!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she&#8217;d have her own projects.</p>
<p>Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn&#8217;t have to kiss her goodbye.</p>
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		<title>Yo Mamma so poor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo Mamma so poor jokes Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said &#8220;Moving.&#8221; Yo mama so poor she can&#8217;t afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fings.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4851304&amp;post=38&amp;subd=fings&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span id="more-38"></span>Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said &#8220;Moving.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor she can&#8217;t afford to pay attention!</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people&#8217;s fingers!</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,&#8221;DING!&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald&#8217;s and put a milkshake on layaway.</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, &#8220;What ya doin&#8217;?&#8221; She said, &#8220;Buying luggage.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.</p>
<p>Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.</p>
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